Whilst avid gym-goers and pilates addicts are more than familiar with planking (or bridges) as a way of increasing core strength and fitness, what we’re dealing with here is a completely different scenario.
It all started in Australia and has already claimed one casualty as an irresponsible man attempted a daring plank on a seventh-floor balcony. This prompted Julia Gillard, Australia’s PM, to urge plankers that the “focus has to be on keeping yourself safe first” with Australian police warning would-be pranksters that they may be charged with ‘unauthorised high-risk activity’.
To be technical about it: planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual spaces and photographing it. Mainly it’s a bit of a laugh, anyone can do it and it is surprisingly enjoyable if you have the courage (and time!) to look like an idiot. After discovering the craze we immediately realised the abundance of unusual spaces we have here at Steenberg. Below you will find various members of the Steenberg team lying rigid and still like fish sticks out the freezer. Every single one of them a profoundly creative and deeply misunderstood artist in their own right: What we have then are multiple overt attempts to express the relationship between man and his working environment, an alternative perspective on the wine industry through the lens of a ridiculous fad. Enjoy!

JD
In this piece Winemaker JD Pretorius uses the oval counter as a vehicle to juxtapose the two binary elements of light and dark, perhaps a metaphor for good and bad or even the trickier topic of right and wrong. Acting as a human barrier, his planking position is angled so as to accentuate the relationship between the darkness below and the light above. Notice his clenched fists as he mentally grapples with the issues his artistic planking so blatantly presents.

Jurgen
Here we have Jurgen (Front of House manager at Bistro Sixteen82) pulling off a physically impressive plank. In an attempt to explore the boundaries of time and space Jurgen has also pushed the laws of gravity to their extreme outer limits. Positioned behind the raw bar with the wine cellar in the background he seems to be suspended in mid-air, almost superman-like. More critical observers will not miss the intended position of the meat slicer near his head.

Lida
Cellar Door Manager Lida van Heerden bravely decided to compare herself to a real plank of wood. A planker’s prerogative is to be as straight as possible and what better way to weigh this up than against a full length table. Her entire body is a prisoner to the cause, minus her fringe which sways mockingly in front of her face in full defiance to her attempt to pull off one of the more ambitious planks.

Johann
Viticulturist Johann de Swardt is planking like a fish out of water in a planking pose decidedly akin to a salmon jumping out of the water. In this instance Johann highlights the connection between man and machine in a natural context. Shown planking on the canopy of his trusty bakkie many difficult questions arise. Do we need machines or do we want machines? Can we see ourselves in a world without machines? Has our level of dependency on machines limited our scope for real personal growth? Would it have been funnier if his legs were hanging off the end?

Brad
Bistro Sixteen82 Chef Brad Ball decided to plank against the grain. Ever the maverick and pioneer, in this piece Brad underscores the relevance of following your deepest desires in contemporary society. With the arrow pointing to the left, Brad confidently planks to the right, and with great intensity. Notice him gritting his teeth in anticipation for his entry into unchartered territory.

Graham
In this plank we have Graham de Vries (E-marketing assistant) attempting to take planking to new heights. The forklift is a real mule of the production side, a relentless performer who gets the job done and this case was no exception. This piece illuminates the extent to which humans are but mere threads in the intricately woven tapestry of society, able to be placed wherever needed.

Christie
Production manager Christie Swart chose this planking position to demonstrate our inescapable dependency on the sun as a primary source of energy. As the sun casts longer shadows towards the end of the day so we have to routinely accept its inevitable absence only to begin the entire process the next day. Christie here can be said to be planking in futility, in abject tolerance of the power of the sun.

Mario
Mario Louw our wine club assistant was quick to seize the angular metal Eduardo Villa Sculpture as his planking platform of choice: A stout and firm plank to honour the man responsible for these works of art.

Anetha
Sales and Marketing manager Anetha Homan planks with poise and guile, boots and all! We see her gazing at her own reflection, mid-plank, which conjures up challenging insights into the idea of the self and who it is we really are. Her reflection plank is a distorted version of the original plank, but it is all she has to go by.

Jenna
Jenna Adams (Assistant Front of House Manager at Bistro Sixteen82) pulls off possibly the most poignant plank of all. She is planking on top of an engraved depiction of harvest time at Steenberg made in 1820. This historical timepiece is a snapshot of vineyard life from days gone by and Jenna planks it with aplomb: A humbling reminder that we are all but part-time actors on the stage of life.

John
General Manager John Loubser here portrays planking zen and the art of climbing the corporate ladder. He is symbolically at the top of his own needs hierarchy and what better way to achieve self-actualisation than through a meditative plank amidst the white wine cellar. Connoisseurs amongst you will of course know that this is also known as a ‘tank plank’.